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"Later, in the yard"
-Oh, Hello.
-Greetings, Earthling.
-Are you guys, like...aliens?
-What? No.
-Then what's he doing whit your pocket?
-What?
-I'm the Pocketman.
-Hey.
-Cut that out!
-I want pocket!
-Allrgiht then.
-re-grab.
-Whoa... that's disgusting.
-You're right there. But you know , i was just going to...
-Oh my god! What is that?
-...It's your hat, mate.
-Ohhh...yeah...
-He-he-he you're such and idiot.
"Later, in that guests meeting kinda place."
-Hey, check this out, here comes robot guy.
-Gigglet.
-Shuttup Jim.
-So...i hear you're a robot then?
-no i'm not.
-Comone now ,sure you are!
-No that's a serious medical condition.
-Look! He's doing that ticking that again!
-Please, leave me alone.
-Did, you make me come all the way here just to see a guy whit a twitch?
-I'm sorry Jim.
-Can i go now.
-Just one thing...If you're really not a robot , haw can you resist my...sexy eyes? Hmm?
-And mine?
-I thing, i thing you'd better go now.
-Oh, ho, ho ! Playning hard to get, are we?
-Fucking' weirdos.